Spoiler

The worst type of crime a human can commit without facing criminal charges.
Spoiling a film can and will get you shot or deprived of your dignity and or reproductive organs

Normal Human Being:
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible

Inglorious Bastard:

Have you seen the latest Avengers movie?
Iron man *********!
Normal Human Being:
*confused sounds of firearms and deprivation of reproductive organs*

by The Everything November 1, 2019

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018