Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object

"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.

bruh u smell like Lola sheldon

by jackmckeownnnn November 25, 2024

Sheldon

Absolute legend him. Super nice and very sweet. Considerably smart, has a passion for the universe and space. Great sense of humour. Absolutely built, a unit. Muscular, tall handsome. Plays the guitar. Tend to come shy at first meet but very talkative once you get to know them.

the hoes, "man have you heard of that Sheldon guy, HE IS SO CUTE, I want him frr"

by Definitely not Sheldon November 25, 2023

Doing a Sheldon

To lock down a plan, have comprehensive actions and defined ownership and to basically bad ass it

Judy is doing a Sheldon on the project and make sure we are absolutely clear on what we are doing, when we are doing and who is going to do it! We are so bad ass.

by HardDimension June 26, 2024

Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.

Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?

by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023

Sheldon

Sheldon Looks like a fattie and sticks brooms up peoples butts

He pulled a Sheldon

by Bigbannana83 August 15, 2024

Sheldon

A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.

John: Did you see that asshole over there?

Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.

by inconspicuous_p January 26, 2022