by Bigbannana83 August 15, 2024

A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.
John: Did you see that asshole over there?
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
by inconspicuous_p January 26, 2022

by The V.W. June 1, 2024

Sheldon is a name of a goofy male with effeminate features like big breasts and limited manhood that has severe mental deficiencies.
Hey what's wrong with that obese boy acting weird and licking paint off the wall? He must be a Sheldon. Why is that big guy acting weird and eating poop off the ground? His name must be Sheldon!
by Tarajoyce94 April 22, 2025

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020
