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JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.
The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.
by JK_Money May 30, 2024
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
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