Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.

The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

Porky dreams

Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you

Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”

by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.

“I gave her a right porky ruffle”

by DeltaTangoFoxtrot June 4, 2020

Porky

Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.

Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.

by anonymous December 12, 2021

mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

by anonymous February 22, 2021