The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Orange Marmajizz

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.

Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.

by marmajizzer January 24, 2012

Barbie Marajesty

Barbie Marajesty is a stan twitter legend. They are the head barb and everyone loves them. Their Fancams are immaculate.

You: Barbie Marajesty is a legend me thinks.
Someone else: Spill

by Barb Legend October 23, 2020

Juice Maraj

The Name Juice Maraj consists of Juice a Nickname for beautiful, divine and genuine Cem and Maraj which is the Surname of Nicki Minaj who Juice stans.

The Wordplay here is that even tho it‘s 2 completely different names, they still form 'Cem' when written together.

„Heyy have you heard of Juice Maraj?“

„Yes, like who doesn‘t know him, he‘s such a beautiful, divine and genuine human being. Periodt.“

by Juice Maraj November 16, 2021