Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest
cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her
heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one
day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*
Door slams*
*Spooky
sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my
heart, not that she would haunt my house.