The most badass, fuckiNG video game character to ever exsist. Like seriously, look at this mother fucker. He eats his enemies whole and takes their abilities. HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME. Also, he had a power that fucking cooks his enemies in a pot and eats them when it's done to get health. HAve I not sold you yet? Well, this mother fucking id pink, that's like the most badass fucking color ever and he looks fucking adorable. This mother fucker has fucking nightmares and demons as his end game bosses. On top of all of this, he has his own anime that was fucking awesome. If you don't like Kirby, fuck you. If Kirby stI'll doesn't sound fucking awesome, just wait, this mother fucker has a whole other dimension as his fucking belly. Kirby takes the eating challenges to the next mother fucking level. He can eat entire fucking watermelons by just throwing em down his throat. This pink mother fucker is the greatest thing to grace video games.
by Sgt. Kirby September 6, 2017
Get the Kirbymug. A bad Trap Shooter
Is kinda bad at shooting his overly exspensive guns.
says stupid stuff like "Im sure" and "do work"
Has a SMALL ONE...if you know what i mean!!
he likes to wear clothes supporting trap-shooting and sand mountian.
Is kinda bad at shooting his overly exspensive guns.
says stupid stuff like "Im sure" and "do work"
Has a SMALL ONE...if you know what i mean!!
he likes to wear clothes supporting trap-shooting and sand mountian.
by mjob August 1, 2008
Get the Kirbymug. Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows.
by fb 60 February 26, 2009
Get the kirby mug. by darrelle revis April 22, 2010
Get the Kirbymug. A group of cute fat-ass pink gum. In the game Kirby mass attack, They defeat enemies by raping everything in sight. These mofos are probably the ones that ate that missing child that was announced on April,15,2017. So watch out and NEVER PLAY MASS ATTACK OR KIRBY'S WILL COME FOR YOU AND EAT YOUR ASS!
The Kirbies raped king dedede
by Fatassgum April 15, 2017
Get the Kirbiesmug. Kirby is a pink fluffy flying marshmallow that can steal enemies powers and is by far the coolest character ever created by Nintendo, featured in many of his own games and is a starter character in all of the super smash brother games
by IvanWind December 14, 2014
Get the Kirbymug. 1. The act of performing oral sex on men, for the price of a pack of sixlets. Since sixlets are basically useless and no one likes them, they are merely a symbolic gesture of showing how worthless you are.
Upon entry into the store, Quarles saw in the aisle, a loan pack of sixlets, and was quickly reminded that this could get him a kirby.
by im_so_not_gay July 6, 2010
Get the Kirbymug.