by cowbooty November 27, 2020
Get the Grapefruitmug. by User2379900 November 10, 2022
Get the Grapefruitmug. 1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.
Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."
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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."
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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"
by y33tingyouryotes November 26, 2018
Get the Grapefruitmug. "You have HUGE grapefruits!"
by american monkey diddler April 5, 2022
Get the Grapefruitsmug. The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.
by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017
Get the The Reverse Grapefruitmug. A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.
“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
by alternativeaster June 13, 2022
Get the Grapefruitmug. The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard
Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
by Foofners October 30, 2013
Get the Black Grapefruitmug.