by that one fat chick April 14, 2010
Get the feekner mug.Feekra is someone who has has an obsessive, compulsive desire to buy various sized/shaped buttplugs. Is known for an extremely wide anal cavity and whose name being mentioned in large groups of people, reminds them of the dramatic shit-slipping-out-of-arse syndrome. Often smells like bum sweat and features consist of green eyes and ginger locks, the rarest form of person.
Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"
Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"
Feekra
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Feekra is someone who has has an obsessive, compulsive desire to buy various sized/shaped buttplugs. Is known for an extremely wide anal cavity and whose name being mentioned in large groups of people, reminds them of the dramatic shit-slipping-out-of-arse syndrome. Often smells like bum sweat and features consist of green eyes and ginger locks, the rarest form of person.
Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"
Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"
Feekra
by ShitSlippingOutOfArseSyndrome January 3, 2015
Get the feekra mug.Feekiflick:(American Colorado, origin) (Verb, an action) Fee-key-flick
The act of pushing out a marble sized piece of fecal matter, then using your turd-cutter to pinch it off, after which you put on the nail of your dominant Hand’s middle finger, draw finger back and flick as hard as you can. (Most commonly used against people, but not unusual to be used against animals, environments etc.)
TIP: Press turd marble firm enough for it to stick to the nail, but, soft enough to stay as spherical as possible. ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Do not attempt to “Feekieflick” with soft feekie or diarrhea feekie, this can lead to a terrible mess and stains.
The act of pushing out a marble sized piece of fecal matter, then using your turd-cutter to pinch it off, after which you put on the nail of your dominant Hand’s middle finger, draw finger back and flick as hard as you can. (Most commonly used against people, but not unusual to be used against animals, environments etc.)
TIP: Press turd marble firm enough for it to stick to the nail, but, soft enough to stay as spherical as possible. ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Do not attempt to “Feekieflick” with soft feekie or diarrhea feekie, this can lead to a terrible mess and stains.
He pissed me off so I pinched a marble from a crap-loaf, and used the “Feekieflick” method to stick a turd nugget right between his mouth and nose.
by Muffriend April 27, 2022
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When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
by Muffriend April 17, 2024
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