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Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world
by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016
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Desmond

He is the biggest chad ever.

All the women love him
But he ainโ€™t a simp
Desmond is cool๐Ÿ‘
by Asuer556 August 26, 2022
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018
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Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017
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Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ dont play. He also knows all the drama and โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ.
Damnn whos desmond he real thick ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!
by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023
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Desmond

You are a Desmond
by Crazy cracker 279 November 2, 2021
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Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
Desmond tutu-ing
by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022
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