A slang meaning to refrain from watching YouTube for significant periods of time — either as a deliberate lifestyle choice or because of the condition requiring you to abstain from watching YouTube in the mean time.
I cannot imagine having to go on the abstinence from watching YouTube on my smartphone every time I lose an argument with my parents.
by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025
Get the abstinencemug. The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
Get the Wipe Abstinencemug.