Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"
Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"
Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"
Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"
Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"
Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"
Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"
Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"
Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
by Chriswfoster May 07, 2008
Pissed off motherfuckers that think they're making a difference in this world. Honestly? They're 100% BULLSHIT.
Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.
Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.
How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.
Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.
Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.
How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.
The vegetarians response to this embarrassing fact is "well, at least we're not killing intentionally." So let me get this straight; not only are animals ruthlessly being murdered as a direct result of your diet, but you're not even using the meat of the animals YOU kill?
-Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe
-Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe
by Annexxx August 23, 2008
While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.
by edith the vegan September 23, 2005
A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.
"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
by Ali H September 20, 2005
A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
by literatehuman May 09, 2010
Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.
Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.
Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010