Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Udders

Noun (plural)

Entrants who have submitted to the UD,
URBAN DICTIONARY

"If you look up the word UDDERS, you might be surprised to find out that apart from meaning tIts, gazongers, bristols, melons, jugs or barrage balloons, it also means CONTRIBUTORS TO THE UD the urban dictionary! Wow!"

by TONY of SXW2 May 13, 2024

Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.

Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024