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Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023
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Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.
Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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woodland clitoris

When a woman caresses her clitoris in a forest meadow during winter equinox. A partner than rubs off remnants to completion.
It fall ya'll time for woodland clitoris
by psych your way November 15, 2023
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