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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!
"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"
by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025
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waffle house syndrome

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
by galix August 23, 2021
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