death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Clench

The collective noun for a group of assholes is a Clench. A murder of crows, a shoal of fish, a clench of assholes.

Sarah stared at the whole clench of them and wondered how many assholes one could fit into one boardroom.

by oneanddone2314 March 14, 2022