When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
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