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A simba, nala, or a scar

SIMBA: brown pubes uncut
USUALLY FEMALE
NALA: bald pubess
EITHER SEX
SCAR: hairy black pubes
USUALLY MEN
"hey man, do you have A simba, nala, or a scar?"
"i have a scar"

"damnnnn. your hairy and manly man"
Related Words

The Simba 

The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.
The Simba by asshole frat guy November 23, 2007

reverse simba 

The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.
1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
reverse simba by KrysCrizzly September 4, 2013

Operation Simba Slam

The process of inviting a girl over to make a blanket fort and watch Disney movies with the ulterior motive of coitus.
Operation Simba Slam is a go.
Operation Simba Slam by Icàrus November 18, 2013

Salty Simba 

a male ejaculating over someone's forehead from one side to another saying "Simba"
Salty Simba by pineapple juice 03 October 22, 2022

white simba 

n. A sexual act performed after a man (the Rafiki) ejaculates on a man's/woman's (the Simba's) stomach/back. The man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his semen and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-jism on the Simba's forehead. If the Rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the Simba above his head and sing the entirety of Elton John's "Circle of Life".
Man 1: I straight up gave my bitch a white Simba last night. Sang the song too.

Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
white simba by The Hebrew Hand December 8, 2016