Sheldon Creed

The greatest racing driver to ever live !

The 2020 NASCAR Craftsman Truck series champion, the winningest driver in Stadium SUPER Trucks of all-time with 39 wins and two championships.

Truly, he is the racing driver of all-time, he's so MUCH better than that fraud Austin Hill, who costed him his first win in NASCAR Xfinity. Shame on him ! All hail the great Sheldon Creed !
Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELDON CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELDON CREED!!
by Vaxen (real) March 23, 2024
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Chase Sheldon

NO eyebrows

a cutie

lovable

is always wearing the pants in the relationship.

Smokin hot
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Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.
by jackmckeownnnn November 25, 2024
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Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.
Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."
by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016
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sheldon souray

is too sexy for his team, ask his team mates. I'm too sexy for his skates. he can ride his porsche straight to hell..... <3

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did you see that play "sheldon souray" made last night....jackass
by ah fuck it October 03, 2010
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Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo
Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon
by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024
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Sheldon's sheep

That well is fucked as Sheldon's sheep
by Definitely not a robat March 25, 2020
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