Shalloween

The Celebration Of A Holiday Rendered Meaningless With The Sale & Distribution Of Confections

Hotz: "Wazzup, Wut You Foolz Doin' For Shalloween?"

Elmo: "Nuttin' We Jus' Gon' Chill And Batch Up Instead"

by El Cyd 207 February 6, 2007

swallowed

being overly embarrased about something that has just happened

talking about Tom,then he gets inside the room.. he gets to hear the whole thing without you realising he is there..and id say i am so swallowed.

by embarrasment,discomfit,motify, November 18, 2011

the swallower

A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.

The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.

by swallowMEpride April 14, 2010

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack

dude that girl is swallowing the washing

by big criss February 22, 2009

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011

swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch

I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up

by cripple69 February 22, 2014