Post hoc rationalization

Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.

Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

Hard Problem of Rationality

The paradox that the tool we use to evaluate truth—rationality—cannot be justified using purely rational means without circular reasoning. Why should we be rational? Because it's effective? That's a pragmatic, not rational, argument. Rationality rests on axioms (like "the world is consistent") that must be assumed, not proven. The hard problem is that rationality is the judge, jury, and executioner of thought, but it can't put itself on trial without presupposing its own validity.

Example: "He tried to use pure rationality to convince his friend to be rational. 'You should value logic because... it's logical?' He hit the hard problem of rationality: the foundation of reason isn't a brick; it's a turtle floating in mid-air, and asking 'why?' just makes it fall."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Meta-Rationality

The practice of knowing when to not apply pure, cold rationality because the situation calls for something else—empathy, intuition, trust, or commitment. It's the understanding that unbounded rationality can be self-defeating (e.g., rationally, you should never trust anyone, but that makes cooperation impossible). Meta-rationality is about choosing the appropriate epistemic framework, which sometimes means turning off the hyper-logical analyzer to actually live your life.

Example: "Rationally, she knew the odds of her marriage lasting were statistically bleak. Meta-rationally, she chose to commit anyway, understanding that the irrational leap of faith was necessary to create the trust and bond the statistics could never measure. She called it 'statistically informed love.'" Meta-Rationality

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Hasty Rationality

The premature application of cold, utilitarian, or cost-benefit analysis to a situation that requires emotional processing, ethical deliberation, or simply more time. It’s trying to be rational before you have all the values or facts on the table, often leading to a "correct" but tone-deaf or inhuman conclusion.

Example: "At the funeral, his hasty rationality was jarring: 'Statistically, driving here was more dangerous than the illness that killed him. Our grief is therefore irrational.' He'd calculated the risks correctly but rationalized away the human context at a wildly inappropriate speed."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Sweeping Rationality

The imperialistic overreach of a particular model of rationality (often hyper-logical, quantitative, or scientistic) into domains where it is ill-suited, such as art, love, spirituality, or tradition. It sweeps away other ways of knowing by declaring them "irrational."

Example: "His sweeping rationality killed the poetry reading. 'A sunset isn't "beautiful,"' he said. 'It's just Rayleigh scattering. And your poem about loss is just a dopamine deficit triggered by memory recall.' He swept the entire room's experience into the narrow bin of reductive materialism."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

General Rationality

Adherence to the common, shared standards of reason and evidence-based thinking within a given society or discourse community. It’s the baseline "good sense" expected in normal discussion, though its boundaries can be culturally specific.

Example: "In the meeting, general rationality prevailed: we looked at the sales data, projected costs, and market trends before deciding. We didn't consult astrological charts or flip a coin. We used the broadly accepted toolkit for business decisions."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Special Rationality

A tailored system of reasoning used to justify actions or beliefs in a specific, often high-stakes or identity-linked, context. This rationality may include unique axioms or weightings of evidence that would not pass muster in general discourse but feel completely compelling within the special frame.

Example: "The cult leader's special rationality was airtight to his followers: 'The spacecraft is invisible to non-believers because their vibrations are low. The fact you can't see it with telescopes proves you need our cleansing ritual.' Within the special framework, the lack of evidence became the strongest evidence."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026