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A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
by hattrack July 20, 2025
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Customised pronouns

Unlike based pronouns like "he", "she", "it" and "they" or neopronouns from LGBTQ+, I've also created many customised pronouns that is based on the original ones.
Here's the list of my customised pronouns: Including:
Subjective / objective / possessive adjective / possessive pronoun / reflexive

thing, thing, things, things, thingself (dehumanising pronoun)
te, ter, tes, ters, terself (based on they/he/she)
two, twom, twos, twos, twoself (from "two")
ae, aem, aer, aers, aerself (based on "they")
I, Im, Ir, Irs, Irself (Based on the pronoun "I" but in third person, always capitalised)
urban, urbam, urbar, urbams, urbanself (from "urban")
dict, dim, dir, dirs, dictself (from "dict")
friend, friendem, friender, frienders, friendself (from "friend")
X, Xm, Xr, Xrs, Xrself (from the letter "X") "Xm" is pronounced as "ksim" and so on
gay, gaim, gair, gais, gayself (from "gay")
nig, nigm, nigr, nigrs, nigself (from the offensive "n-word" "nigm" is pronounced as "ni-gum"
by marcotoa October 24, 2025
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Pronoun retard

A person of tremendously lower intelligence that feels the need to deliberate display or mention their pronouns
He's got pronouns in his social media bio, so you shouldn't expect much logic or sense from a pronoun retard
by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024
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pronoun whore

a person who has 5 or more pronouns, also could be used for someone who steals pronouns.
"did you see zozo has another set of pronouns? hes such a pronoun whore."
by milothesilly August 11, 2023
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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