a chain of annoying moments when everything act weird, starting with the beginning of a person's day.
by Kermitts November 26, 2014
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
Named after murderer O.J. Simpson, to be orange juiced means to be acquitted after half-decapitating your girlfriend, torturing her friend to death, and run from the police in your friend's bronco.
"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of California." - Norm Macdonald upon hearing of O.J. being orange juiced
by Ojdiditandepsteinkilledhimself January 16, 2022
by Divine Authority June 27, 2014
No. You're just orange juicing again...
by cello_synth February 27, 2011
A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
by Your Mum's Nuts September 06, 2021
Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.
I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.
by Webstar's ugly brother June 16, 2015