Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021