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rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!
Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.
"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"
by SPage September 6, 2013
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The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.
Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.
by kholiday February 3, 2006
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The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.
Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"
by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021
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The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
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scribble method

The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.
Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method
by Ap World February 14, 2012
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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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