Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.

The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype

A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.

"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 25, 2022

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022