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Kingston

A tiny ass town located in bum-fuck New Hampshire. If you live here you're probably used to people asking what/where it is and having no idea how to explain.
Johnny: "Oh I live in Salem, what about you?"
Mac: "I live in Kingston"
Johnny: "Bro what the fuck is a Kingston"
by yailiveinkingston September 5, 2017
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Kingston

A guy with a pp so big that he has to wrap it like a belt. He can’t even wear shorts because of how long it is.
Y’all know Kingston?
by Blobity bla blaa May 5, 2023
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Kingston gooden

by dabrat_vontae April 7, 2024
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Kingston Frontnacs

The Kingston Frontnacs are the worst hockey team in the OHL
Hey, are u gonna pull the Kingston Frontnacs tonight?
by Ur Mothers Husband November 20, 2021
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The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023
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Kingston

kingston is Zachary Theils friend and is a fucky boy, age 9 , Sucks at fortnite xD eat my dick , love, Zachary
Kingston sucks at fortnite!! XD
by Dr. Devitt Is a bitch November 2, 2018
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Kingston Speech

1) When a person retaliates to a snide comment with a fancy reply.
Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.
by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008
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