A tiny ass town located in bum-fuck New Hampshire. If you live here you're probably used to people asking what/where it is and having no idea how to explain.
Johnny: "Oh I live in Salem, what about you?"
Mac: "I live in Kingston"
Johnny: "Bro what the fuck is a Kingston"
Mac: "I live in Kingston"
Johnny: "Bro what the fuck is a Kingston"
by yailiveinkingston September 5, 2017
Get the Kingstonmug. A guy with a pp so big that he has to wrap it like a belt. He can’t even wear shorts because of how long it is.
by Blobity bla blaa May 5, 2023
Get the Kingstonmug. 
by Ur Mothers Husband November 20, 2021
Get the Kingston Frontnacsmug. The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023
Get the The Kingston Campfiremug. kingston is Zachary Theils friend and is a fucky boy, age 9 , Sucks at fortnite xD eat my dick , love, Zachary
by Dr. Devitt Is a bitch November 2, 2018
Get the Kingstonmug. Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.
by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008
Get the Kingston Speechmug.