A Karen is a gorgeous, smart, funny, and a loyal, nice friend. She will always be there for you and make time for you even if she doesn’t have the time. The thing about Karen though is that she has the lowest self-esteem and so many insecurities. They think that they are ugly, stupid, and not worth much. But everyone around Karen knows that she is literally stunning and that her insecurities aren’t justified. That she is a literal genius who should be the editor of a really good newspaper. That she has the best sense of humor and can always make anyone laugh. That she has the best taste in food and bubble tea. That she has the CUTEST sense of style. If anyone isn’t friends with a Karen, they are missing out on soo much. Everyone should have a Karen in their life and if they don’t, their life probably sucks. There are people who have ditched Karens as a friend and they regretted it so much and they became friends with a Karen again. Everyone should aspire to be like Karen. She can do anything and she needs to know that she is amazing. If you see a Karen, take the chance to get to know her and tell her she is astounding and breathtaking, because Karens are the best people you’re going to meet.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute girl over there? She seems pretty cool.
Guy 2: Ooh that’s a Karen. Trust me it’s so worth it to be friends with Karens.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: They are extremely nice, REALLY smart, and are lying if they say they aren’t gorgeous.
Guy 1: Cool! I wish I was a Karen :(
Guy 2: Ooh that’s a Karen. Trust me it’s so worth it to be friends with Karens.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: They are extremely nice, REALLY smart, and are lying if they say they aren’t gorgeous.
Guy 1: Cool! I wish I was a Karen :(
by bubbletealover May 17, 2021
Get the Karenmug. by AcrobaticsLynx21 June 21, 2020
Get the Kareningmug. A meme that was popularized in late 2019/early 2020.
Karen is a nickname for any middle aged white woman, generally age 34-49, who acts entitled to employees at any business she goes to.
Uses a snarky, standoffish tone of voice, freaks out at any minor inconvenience she faces, and frequently asks to speak to the manager of said business.
Is usually slightly overweight, blonde hairstyle, bangs in front, short in the back. Usually has young children and a husband who probably wishes he hadn’t fucked her.
Is generally a Trump supporter, anti-masks in public (will freak out and ask for manager if told to wear one), and anti-vaxxer.
Karen is a nickname for any middle aged white woman, generally age 34-49, who acts entitled to employees at any business she goes to.
Uses a snarky, standoffish tone of voice, freaks out at any minor inconvenience she faces, and frequently asks to speak to the manager of said business.
Is usually slightly overweight, blonde hairstyle, bangs in front, short in the back. Usually has young children and a husband who probably wishes he hadn’t fucked her.
Is generally a Trump supporter, anti-masks in public (will freak out and ask for manager if told to wear one), and anti-vaxxer.
Guy 1: That white bitch freaking out at the Dunkin cashier, claiming her coffee is too dark, is a total Karen.
Guy 2: Absolutely, and now she’s yelling at him to get the manager...
Guy 2: Absolutely, and now she’s yelling at him to get the manager...
by Otto the indie fag December 16, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A word that has completely lost it's meaning(same thing has happened to boomer, simp , etc) it was supposed to be a rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white women but most people these days just use it to describe any white women regardless of age, rudeness, etc
by JayRain July 3, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Middle aged white female who could not have conceivably been a child. She was instead generated by an algorithm to come and fuck with society.
Her three kids are very important to her so she's locked them in a time loop. They are always 5, 8 and 11 years old.
She speaks on behalf of the neighbourhood even if it's not hers, takes offence against people using 'her' sidewalk, says it's wasting public resources.
Always stands up for other people but only if they're white and speak English.
She is a master of all crafts despite her pea sized intellect. Managers fear her because she cannot be reasoned with.
America depends on Karen.
Karen-ing or being Karen signify a similar behaviour.
Her three kids are very important to her so she's locked them in a time loop. They are always 5, 8 and 11 years old.
She speaks on behalf of the neighbourhood even if it's not hers, takes offence against people using 'her' sidewalk, says it's wasting public resources.
Always stands up for other people but only if they're white and speak English.
She is a master of all crafts despite her pea sized intellect. Managers fear her because she cannot be reasoned with.
America depends on Karen.
Karen-ing or being Karen signify a similar behaviour.
'OK, Karen!'
'She went all Karen on me'
'Go off Karen!'
'Can I speak to the manager? - Are you pulling a Karen on me?'
'She went all Karen on me'
'Go off Karen!'
'Can I speak to the manager? - Are you pulling a Karen on me?'
by lobalator May 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug. The kind of bitch you definitely don't want to be within a three mile radius of. These boomers will make sure that you lose all fear of deadly predators. They Will make sure that your headphone volume is below 25 percent because they can hear it on a train and they heard shit once or twice in it. They WILL make sure that you get your manager. Some common names for Karens, Cherylynn, Susan, Denise, and Bianca.
Karen: "this is unacceptable, wheres your manager"
Employee: " I am the manager"
Karen: "oh..."
*Her power dwindles*
Employee: " I am the manager"
Karen: "oh..."
*Her power dwindles*
by JasonDeCOW January 2, 2020
Get the Karenmug. 