Kaden

A young man who likes getting his asshole demolished by traps.

Kaden had 5 orgasms when shoving ice cubes up his asshole.

by XNXNXXNNX August 25, 2020

Kaden

A retard who does anything you tell him even if it hurts him. He is hot headed and very stubborn if he doesn't get his way. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer, and if I were you I would get away from all Kadens as soon as possible

Person 1: Hey kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar.
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free.

by Trentdawg October 10, 2019

Kaden

A fucking loser who lives in his moms basement. Constantly playing video games. Love beating off. And has absolutely no life.

I don’t wanna be a Kaden

by TopNotch Mistake August 5, 2019

Kaden

Someone that is most likely mean to you but it's sometimes nice and always throws ping-pong paddles at you.

Wow kaden threw a paddle at you again?

by Idk what this means March 19, 2017

Kaden

A stupid, childish, ugly, dumbass.

I know a Kaden

by Bisexual beast February 23, 2017

Kaden

Kaden is a little bitch boy with 2 gay brothers. He is right around the corner of coming out of the closet. Better watch out cuz he likes to flex his jawline

Aww he's a kaden. He has 2 gay brothers

by New meanings 69 March 23, 2019

Kaden

gay tard who likes men

Person: Kaden is so gay
You: yeah he sux

by VivsRangel December 8, 2018