kirby

A little fat-ass puffball thing that constantly eats food. And floats around like some gay fairy.
Wow dude that guy was a total kirby

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by brandvid May 04, 2019
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he is the sickest lad in the world with a massive slong and any girl would die to be with him
i wish i was kirby
by brookes me bae November 30, 2015
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Someone who looks like a horse and would suck JJ Redick's dick.
by darrelle revis April 22, 2010
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London slang. A derogatory term for a certain type of person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. More often used to describe women but can be applied to men. Can also be used to describe the places frequented by Kirbys.

Kirbies are very fond of alcohol and/or drugs and all the associated behavior. The women are usually blond (or died blond), horribly slutty and have an unpleasant bitchy attitude. The men are usually large rugby playing types (or wanabees) often with blonde hair, very predatory towards women and sometimes quite aggressive.

This word originates form a short lived UK TV show called The Last Chancers which featured a character called Kirby who was as described above.

Note on usage: This word could be considered very offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of the difference between three very different counties.
Alex: I'm not really liking this bar much.
Lauren: I know it's proper kirby.
by Last Chancer October 18, 2006
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A group of cute fat-ass pink gum. In the game Kirby mass attack, They defeat enemies by raping everything in sight. These mofos are probably the ones that ate that missing child that was announced on April,15,2017. So watch out and NEVER PLAY MASS ATTACK OR KIRBY'S WILL COME FOR YOU AND EAT YOUR ASS!
The Kirbies raped king dedede
by Fatassgum April 16, 2017
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Kirby is a pink fluffy flying marshmallow that can steal enemies powers and is by far the coolest character ever created by Nintendo, featured in many of his own games and is a starter character in all of the super smash brother games
"Dude, I totally just destroyed you with Kirby!"
by IvanWind December 15, 2014
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1. The act of performing oral sex on men, for the price of a pack of sixlets. Since sixlets are basically useless and no one likes them, they are merely a symbolic gesture of showing how worthless you are.
Upon entry into the store, Quarles saw in the aisle, a loan pack of sixlets, and was quickly reminded that this could get him a kirby.
by im_so_not_gay July 01, 2010
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