concordia kansas

That one place where everybody is a legit fucking retard, the 11th and 12th graders spend there time getting pregnant and fucking a lot of dudes, but that goes for everyone there, 8th to 12th grade because the guys are fuckbois and the girls are super slutty except a couple

Wow, Concordia Kansas really does suck if you think about it

by EndMyLifeI'mOver9000 December 5, 2017

Kansas quickstep

The runs.

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009

Kansas Blowdryer

When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth

My girl is pretty talented she was able to pull off a Kansas Blowdryer yesterday.

by Thatoneguy52 September 20, 2017

Kansas City

What the state of Kansas is known for. Ironically, most of it is in Missouri.

kid: daddy are we in kansas city yet?
father: no son, we have to go through missouri first

by ks person August 30, 2005

Bizarro-Kansas

Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.

The reason why it is pronounced Are-Kan-saw is so the U.S. citizens won't get suspicious.

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

kansas city

the new era of thug life is originating from kansas city MO

"Yo you heard dat kansas city shit"
"man dat shit is tight"

by andrew williams February 8, 2005

kansas bucketshot

The act of when having the runs and shitting all over your partner's back when she not looking. It runs down there back into a bucket. When your done, your partner dumps the bucket on your chest.

Did you hear about johnny doin the kansas bucketshot on that hoe?

by canadian_niglet February 11, 2010