Jhanelie

Jhanelie is the type of person to seem different on the outside than the inside like most. With time and chill approaches, they’ll open up and it’ll make your life amazing. Not only do they speak the truth sometimes, they’re quite a jukebox of tales. They’ll be pretty on the outside to others but insanely beautiful on the inside. Her tales are something to behold cuz once you’re interested, you won’t stop thinking bout her. Mb if I told too much, it’s a habit.

Anyone: Why do hang with her so much

Me: She is such a Jhanelie that I can’t stop hanging with her

by Chilli Knight November 21, 2023

Jihanholic

A person who is hopelessly obsessed with someone named Jihan. Her name alone can trigger daydreams, mood changes, and an unhealthy amount of imagination. Symptoms include thinking about her nonstop and losing focus the moment she crosses the mind the person might touch themself on the thought of Jihan.

“He’s not in love, he’s Jihanholic — one thought of her and he’s gone.”

by agreatvain January 10, 2026

bourgeois jihaderati

Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".

Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023

at these almost daily demonstrations in London by the bourgeois jihaderati

by AneurinB November 4, 2023

Pull of the Michal Jiránek

Finding somebody's address by requesting the person's location on snapchat and them accidentally accepting it.

Damn bro, I can't figure out a way to find her address.

Just "Pull of the Michal Jiránek" dude, that's how I got my ex's address.

by RustyComeBucket June 6, 2021