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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

gab

the prettiest person in the fucking world no one can tell me otherwise
gab is so fucking hot
by pnkpnthress November 22, 2021
mugGet the gabmug.

GABS

Yeah that fag Steve over there loves GABS
by mbw205 August 19, 2020
mugGet the GABSmug.

the gabs

by Courtneymariahlinds May 31, 2018
mugGet the the gabsmug.

Gab Effect

The ''Gab effect'' can be defined as an aura that negatively affects the specific situation. This can both be when playing a video game or going to get groceries. The ''Gab effect'' therefore unexplainably negatively influences the given situation.
Guy 1: ''Why am I losing this game bro?''
Guy 2: ''It's just the gab effect, nothing you can do''
by Redn4x June 12, 2024
mugGet the Gab Effectmug.

GAB

"Girl you have the most GAB of anyone I know"
"You have the Gift of the GAB"
"He was so fine, like we had such good GAB"
by realGABber March 21, 2025
mugGet the GABmug.

Gabs Ribeiro

Granite chin, left Straights do not phase this man. He trains to be a killing machine, if you spot him be respectful or you'll meet saint john at the gates of heaven.
Run, Its Gabs Ribeiro!

I seen Gabs Ribeiro, he got bigger must be steroids
by Chosen1One January 3, 2021
mugGet the Gabs Ribeiromug.

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