Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

by fLeers March 17, 2013

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Fucking monkey

A fucking monkey.

What do you think I was gonna say? You fucking monkey.

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023