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douglas canon

a college tradition dating to the 1840's on the campus of Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut. originally part of a "canon scrap" ritual in which freshmen were charged with firing the small canon and sophomores with foiling the effort, the canon has fallen into obscurity and legend within the last century.

the scrap exercise ended in 1916 for safety concerns, reemerged for one year in 1923 and appeared finished when the canon was filled with lead and mounted to a pedestal between South College and the campus chapel on College Row.

26 years later, though, on the night of march 12, 1957, students stole the canon from its pedestal and began the canon's long journey around the world. it was presented to the Soviet Union as a symbol of peace, to President Richard Nixon in DC as a protest to the Vietnam War and to the managing editor of Life Magazine in New York in 1967. all efforts were clandestine and unauthorized by the university, at least in word.

since, the canon has made a series of brief appearances on campus, usually related to presidential inaugurations or significant reunions. more often, however, it travels the world in the hands of a secret society (or, perhaps, several secret societies) which tell of the canon's adventures through cryptic letters, postcards and pictures.

the Douglas Canon's current whereabouts are unknown.
yo, where's the douglas canon at?
i don't know, probably mounted on the taj mahal or sitting on its own private island. ask dougie b. or alan d.

douglas canon by pmh November 11, 2005

Douglas Badered 

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.
What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!
Douglas Badered by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Douglas Face

When you tilt your head at a 45 degree angle, pucker your lips, squint your eyes, and look like a menacing joke at your victim.

Commonly used to size up an opponent before a beat down. It often results in the one doing the Douglas Face doing nothing.
Did you see that guy? Totally gave me the Douglas Face. He wants to come at me, bro.
Douglas Face by ChlamydiaSquared November 3, 2011

Douglas Park (Chicago) 

A shitty park in the shitty west side of Chicago, located blocks from Cook County Jail. You are likely to get shot here.
Man wounded in Douglas Park (Chicago) shooting

Douglas Ellery

Wow he’s really being a Douglas Ellery...what an asshole.
Douglas Ellery by becky maher February 13, 2019

Douglas Lin 

Douglas Lin is a very cute person who plays baseball and is future celebrity.
Hey are you Douglas Lin?”
“Yea”
Douglas Lin by CookieSavage24 September 15, 2021