Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 19, 2020

Desmond Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 17, 2018

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock

desmond is so hot and cool

by not_desmond May 26, 2023

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 20, 2022

Desmond

Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual

Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay

by Bobby brown, so now jump aroun December 12, 2023