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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."
by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009
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Deception

Basically getting someone to believe your lie. Is a art that can be mastered.
There is a 26394622939% chance you just didn’t realize there was a letter in that number. You just looked back and didn’t find one, get rekt dumbass. You have fallen victim to deception
by Dis-Dood June 25, 2021
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deceptive tonality

Telling a lie in tonality that makes the lie more believable, and kills any doubts.
Some people use a deceptive tonality to reinforce a lie they are telling. For example, they will answer, “No,” but in a tonality that says it would be unthinkable for that person to have said or done what they are saying they did not say or do, and they may even intimidate the listener so he will feel stupid if he ever doubted or dared to question their statement.
by but for May 3, 2022
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