john cena

The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!

Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!

by WWEHottie February 14, 2008

John Cena

The awesomest WWE superstar who can 5-Knuckle Shuffle and Attitude Adjustment (or AA) anyone and can ruin lives for you if you mess w/ him. By the way, Miz, You're......STUPID & U SUCK! Randy Orton'll RKO u and you'll be hurtin' then he'll punt u! and Dolph Ziggler, UR NOT ALL THAT! And Vickie is so ugly! What do u see in her?!? If it wasn't for CM Sucks & the Nexus, U would be dropped on ur ass and AA'd!

I saw John Cena whoop Dolph Ziggler so bad.

by Ucan'tCme123456789 January 01, 2011

The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.

I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!

by Johnny Blaze -v- November 16, 2015

John Cena

Strong dude

And his name is John Cena

by jjdhcjsjch November 19, 2018

John Cena

A pro-wrestler(currently for monday night raw). Debuted back in 2002 in smackdown and nearly beat kurt angle. He's been a world tag champion, wwe champion, world heavyweight, and u.s. champion. He's starred in the marine and Has a movie coming up called "12 rounds". A class act who dosen't deserve the same old shit he gets from these so called bandwagon "haters". Some people don't understand its just for entairtainment yet people take a scripted show so damn seriously. He's also a rapper and debuted his solo album "You can't see me".

John Cena- Pro wrestler, actor, rapper

by wweman February 16, 2009

John Cena

Is the sexiest man alive. (: He is a WWE superstar and also a rapper. I'd definetly tap that<3 Ha.

John Cena is the TRUE WWE Champion.

by BAMM February 26, 2008

John Cena

John Cena is a Dank meme 420 blaze it that you cant see. He smokes weed four hundred and twenty times an hour with his buddy rko and sn00p doge. so watch out.

dank meme 1: hey feg wuna smok da gud w33d m9?

dank meme 69: pleb no i is 3dank5u

dank meme 1: pls carry me john cena

dank meme 69: no skrubl0rd47 i cary kool ppls liek me

dank meme 1: i cri ervytiem

by xxskrubmastr73xx October 15, 2015