painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

Dry Attic

When you banging an elderly person in an elevated location or position.

Damn, you hear that Bobby got fired from the retirement home for pulling a Dry Attic?

by MattDahmon November 7, 2019

Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

by pennypops123 January 31, 2021