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Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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Alial

She's one of the sweetest and prettiest people to exist, but also one of the deadliest people to come across. Make sure not to come on her bad side because she'll definately give you the worst time of ur life. On another hand, she is the most generous, warm-hearted friend and family member, and will not hesitate to spend all her money on people she cares about. Make sure you have an Alial in your life, but never get on their bad side.
Person 1: Alial is so dumb
Person 2: You better mean that as a joke, she could literally end you
by Alial Deys March 27, 2023
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pingu alalay

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Mariam almalki

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.
Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.
by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022
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Chanel Alcala

very intelligent and smart when it comes to her conclusions, she has her own ways sometimes but mostly a good friend with good friend and good choice boyfriends. Dumb when it comes to math but has smart intelligent when it comes to writing, just don't like homework.
by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023
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