Gyu University

Gap Year University. Typically meaning a one year gap between graduation of high school and going to college.

Person 1: Hey, it’s so crazy we’re graduating! What college/university are you going to?
Person 2: I know right? I’m actually dedicated to GYU University.

by cait0424 May 4, 2021

Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021

wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019

Universal Donor

A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.

Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."

by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017

Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.

Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!

by Monty S-B November 26, 2010

Wits University

Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.

Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022