now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

Madden[2013-now]

A football videogame series that will guarantee that you throw your controller like kizer did against the packers in '17

" I divorced my wife because of madden2013-now"

by pussy rape September 28, 2018

I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

by Nab004 July 16, 2021

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:)

The Triple Spike Now is an iconic crashout by the Geometry Dash gamer Vortrox. In this crashout he goes insane and basically almost has a seizure in his chair after dying at 25% on Bloodbath, which is an extreme demon. In this crashout he says something like this. (text is down below)

*dies* THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:), AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *gasps air* HAAAAAA *wheezes* *has a seizure*

*5 seconds later* NEW WORLD ORDER IS UPON US. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

*another 5 seconds later* alright let's play bloodbath

by Communism Is Life May 17, 2025

Everybody Dance Now

Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Everybody dance now
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Everybody
Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
On the mic with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump
And I'm here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys, grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl
It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Tryin' to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah"
Everybody over here, everybody over there
The crowd is live and I pursue this groove
Party people in the house
Move (let your mind)
Groove (put me on line)
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Pause, take a breath and go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floor
It's gonna make you sweat 'til you bleed
Is that dope enough? Indeed
I paid the price, to control the dice
I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Unfold, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't, dance till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get raw
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move (let your mind)
Groove (put me on line)
The music is my life
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

by WorseThanHitler June 7, 2023

Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021