Little flying goblin

When the anal tissue is stretched to wing-like proportions due to excessive anal intercourse

Is that a sugar glider?

Nah, that's just Stein being a little flying goblin

by Goblin King 69 August 12, 2022

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

mog goblin

A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.

Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?

by unused username February 14, 2024