Sounds Like a Song

A female moaning

“Man, she was moaning so beautifully- it sounds like a song.”

by CornyLizard September 9, 2025

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The Assumption Song

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.

The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025

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Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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Song Yuqi

The best K-pop idol alive! Born on 23/9/1999 in China. She’s one of the most popular Chinese idol ever. (Also my wife)

Yuqi is the best kpop idol ever
I love Song Yuqi

by T1nari January 23, 2025

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Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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