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Strawberry Daiquiri

When a girl is done giving head, the guy cums all over her face and then punches her in the nose so hard that she bleeds. The blood and semen mix together and create a mixture that looks similar to a Strawberry Daiquiri fruit drink.
Bro, after I was done with that hooker I gave her a Strawberry Daiquiri and got the fuck outta there.
by making ice cream April 15, 2010
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The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.
Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.
by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010
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straw head

Someone who consumes the ground up, usually dried poppy plant, (the pods and/or stems) to get an opium buzz
If you think you won't get hooked on opium by just being a straw head then you're wrong.
by mostlybored March 8, 2004
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mature straw

the paint color is called "mature straw"
by sylvia February 25, 2004
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straw man

A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.
Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."
by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005
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Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake
"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."
by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006
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strawberry cream pie

when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
by T-Bone666 March 4, 2009
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