Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 21, 2017
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A Universal Time

A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.
Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.
by imp fuck2 May 28, 2022
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Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.
Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
by ThePerfectionist November 12, 2010
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Universally Sexy

to be attractive to Man, Women, Beast......all walks of life
That girl must be Universally sexy, did you see that lizard check her out!
by ssssdd April 26, 2017
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Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.
Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses
by savannastasia steele October 13, 2020
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universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted
I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great
by crease crease February 19, 2017
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university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.
Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast
by BillyP123 March 11, 2017
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