i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

him: are you a person
you; i am

by ishu4 April 30, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

I am all emoticons.

How you express feeling happy and sad and/or nostalgic at the same time.

(while listening to 80's music and reminiscing):
I am all emoticons...

by AnkhDream August 21, 2023