Aaron is someone with such a huge penis that all the girls in town want a piece of that.
Aaron only accepts the best and is repected by everyone who is around him
Aaron only accepts the best and is repected by everyone who is around him
by Aaronyony March 9, 2021
Get the Aaronmug. Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
by Imuhtractor June 7, 2022
Get the Aaron davismug. by Avocadosareniceontoast June 10, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. Aaron is swag
by Swaggy nat October 16, 2021
Get the Aaronmug. Mr. Garvey: Ay-ay-ron, where are you? Where is Ay-ay-ron right now? No Ay-ay-ron right now? Well you better be sick,dead or mute Ay-ay-ron.
Ay-ay-ron {worried}: Here, oh man.
Aaron is here because I can't type it like that
Ay-ay-ron {worried}: Here, oh man.
Aaron is here because I can't type it like that
by Ba-lakey July 21, 2018
Get the Aaronmug. by ballsacc July 24, 2021
Get the aaronmug.