Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

barber eye

Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.

Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.

by Ybieca January 20, 2021

eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

by Donna S March 27, 2008

Coke eye

Adjective: Used to describe the drooping, greying and wrinkled skin around the eyes of long term amphetamine users.

Noun: The process of gradual drooping, greying and wrinkling of the skin around the eyes as a result of prolonged amphetamine consumption.

"Remember when Lindsay Lohan started in going coke eyed in 2010?"

by Happyc0c0nuts November 4, 2017

The Eye of Zing

That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.

Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward

by A.Legend January 2, 2012

Bofus Eyes

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.

That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.

by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010

chink eye

When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes

Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye

by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020