The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!
by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010
Get the Status-ticksmug. 
A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.
-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?
-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!
-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!
by André10000 November 11, 2011
Get the status killermug. by tobinladen August 19, 2008
Get the garbo statusmug. by statued February 17, 2024
Get the Statue Scriptsmug. An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
Get the Virgin Statusmug. Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
Get the Status Jumpingmug.